Ellen Plays ‘Family Feud’

Ellen Plays ‘Family Feud’

– ONE OF STEVE’S MANY JOBS IS TO HOST THE “FAMILY FEUD,” AND TODAY WE’VE BROUGHT BACK SOME OF OUR FAVORITE AUDIENCE GAMERS TO PLAY ON ONE TEAM. [cheers and applause] SOME OF MY STAFF WILL PLAY WITH ME ON MY TEAM. AND WE POLLED YESTERDAY’S AUDIENCE, AND WE GOT THE TOP ANSWERS, AND THEY’RE […]

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Ellen in the Movies

Ellen in the Movies

– I’M NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT USUALLY SAYS, “HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?” BUT, HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? WHOO. I HOPE YOU’RE STAYING HYDRATED, REALLY, BECAUSE THAT’S VERY IMPORTANT WITH THIS KIND OF WEATHER. HERE’S WHAT WE’RE DOING– OUR ELLEN WATER IS NORMALLY $2; TODAY YOU CAN GET TWO BOTTLES FOR JUST $4. [laughter] […]

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Ellen’s Halloween Costume Revealed!

Ellen’s Halloween Costume Revealed!

male announcer: HERE SHE IS NOW, ELLEN DEGENERES! [cheers and applause] [Wagner’s “Bridal Chorus”] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] – THANK YOU SO MUCH. HAVE A SEAT, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! [cheers and applause] YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL WHO I AM. I’M AMAL, THE LUCKIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD, MRS. GEORGE […]

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Ellen Tries to Find Out Why Mandy Moore Is Crying

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Ellen’s in Your Facebook!

Ellen’s in Your Facebook!

– THE FIRST PERSON I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO IS STEPHANIE REESE. WHERE’S STEPHANIE? HI. STAND ON UP. YOU CAN STAND UP RIGHT THERE, STEPHANIE, IF YOU WANT TO. AND WHERE DO YOU LIVE? – LAGUNA NIGUEL IN ORANGE COUNTY. – OKAY. WELL, I FOUND THIS PICTURE ON YOUR PAGE. LET’S TAKE A LOOK […]

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Tinder Nightmares

Tinder Nightmares

– Now there’s an Instagram account. It’s called Tinder Nightmares, where people post text conversations from Tinder that did not go so great, and these are a few that I found. Let’s just see the first one. It says, “I donut n–know you very whale, but I am down for a pizza that ass.” Clever. […]

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The Udderly Adorable Ariana Grande

The Udderly Adorable Ariana Grande

– So you’re a cow? – Yes. – Wha–was that something you just had laying around the house? – Yeah. – Or how did you choose this outfit? – No, I, um– I don’t really know I just– I figured it’d be cute, and I– – It’s adorable. – Here it is. – Is it […]

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5 Second Rule Rematch with Ricky Gervais

5 Second Rule Rematch with Ricky Gervais

– Okay, so we’re gonna do Five Second Rule, and, uh– – Come on. Never mind the film. This is what–this is it, yeah. – Yeah, all right. This is what you’re here for. – Yeah. – [laughs] – I know, I feel the same way. – Ricky, name three other uses for the flap […]

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Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs Play ‘Heads Up!’

Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs Play ‘Heads Up!’

– I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUN TO PLAY “HEADS UP!” – ALL RIGHT. – SPEAKING OF APPS. SO THIS IS GONNA BE SIDEKICK, SO… – OH, GOD, WHAT? – SO YOU BOTH ARE GONNA ACT IT OUT. AND YOU’RE GONNA– – OKAY. – AND I WILL GUESS. – DO WE STAND? [electronic chirping] – […]

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Matt Lauer’s Shocking Home Video

Matt Lauer’s Shocking Home Video

– Before I went on spring break, I found a new hobby, and it’s messing with Matt Lauer. That’s what I like to do. [cheers and applause] It’s so easy. I’d like to stop, but I can’t, because it’s so– first I pointed out that he’s into some freaky stuff. That’s the first thing I […]

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