5 Second Rule with Nick Cannon

5 Second Rule with Nick Cannon

– We’re gonna play one of our favorite new games. It’s 5 Second Rule, and tWitch is gonna tell us a category, and he’s gonna ask us to name three things in five seconds. – Okay. – And, uh, it’s really, really fun. Okay, so I’ll go first, and… – All right. – We don’t […]

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Why Does Dan and Jay’s Producer Look So Sad?

I don’t give a fuck about none of that. I don’t give a fuck about none of that. I don’t give a fuck … None of that. We’ve just been- I don’t give a fuck about none of that, bitch. Get off me, blood. Get off me, blood. Get off the- About none of that. […]

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Cash Slaves: Inside the Dystopian Fetish of Financial Domination

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La vez que ESTOY EMBARAZADA | STORY TIME | Episodio 6

La vez que ESTOY EMBARAZADA | STORY TIME | Episodio 6

Ili’s adventures are the greatest♫ Join me and lets beat the criminals♫ While… I save the planet from asteroids!♫ and aliens looking to dominate the whole galaxy!♫ just kidding, love you hi again sorry for disappearing for a while but I was waiting until YouTube’s outlook was clearer and I decided that now is the […]

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Jimmy Interviews Cardi B

Jimmy Interviews Cardi B

-What a year. What a year. Everything you’re having. I mean, there’s so much to talk about. Congrats on everything. And thanks for being here. -Thank you. Ohm… [ Laughter ] -“Cardi B.” Where did that name come from? -My name come from — You know what? My sister name is Hennessy. -Mm-hmm. -You know […]

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Rich Girl Thinks That Everyone Is Rich

Rich Girl Thinks That Everyone Is Rich

All right So as we all know Instagram is one of the world’s most popular social media websites to ever exist in the 21st century and with over 500 million plus daily users and over 1 billion plus monthly users Instagram is basically a cesspool of millions and millions of human beings swiping up and […]

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Starbucks’ Mixed Messages Left Ellen Confused

Starbucks’ Mixed Messages Left Ellen Confused

I am so glad that you have all that energy. You do, right? You have the energy. [CHEERING] Me too. I have a lot of energy, because I went to Starbucks for coffee this morning. And usually I send my assistant, but I gave him the day off so he could wash the deck and […]

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Meanwhile… “Murder House Flip” Is Finally A Real Show

Meanwhile… “Murder House Flip” Is Finally A Real Show

>>Stephen: FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME ROGJT OVER THERE PANNING IN THE RIVER OF NEWS FOR THE BIGGEST, SHINIEST GOLDEN NEWS NUGGETS TO PUT IN MY MONOLOGUE. BUT ONCE IN A WHILE, I LIKE TO STRAP TOGETHER A BUNCH OF STOLEN COMPUTERS, THROW THEM IN A BASEMENT WITH AN ILLEGAL HOOKUP TO THE […]

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“Flip The Script” – 48 Hour Film Washington DC May 2019

“Flip The Script” – 48 Hour Film Washington DC May 2019

[Film scratch noise] [Film Projector Sounds] [MUSIC] [ROCK MUSIC] [DOOR OPENS] What the fuck are you morons doing? Is that weed? And you’re drinking, too?! Umm.. Gina. I thought that you were still at lunch. Jesus H. Christ… Do you have the script yet? Well we have some real good possibilities here but… Possibilities? Fuck […]

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