Barack Obama Singing Shake It Off by Taylor Swift

Barack Obama Singing Shake It Off by Taylor Swift

Mmmhmm (I love you back) I stay out too late Got nothing in my brain That’s what people say Mmm Mmm That’s what people say Mmmm Mmmm I go on too many dates (chuckles) But I can’t make them stay At least that’s what people say Mmm Mmm That’s what people say Mmm Mmm But […]

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The Weird Non-Porn Stuff People Jerk Off To

The Weird Non-Porn Stuff People Jerk Off To

– So I get this “Rolling Stone,” uh, the weed issue. – ♪ Diddly diddly diddly diddly diddly widdly ♪ ♪ Diddly biddly doom ba da boom ♪ Sorry, you keep saying it right at the exact time, it’s gonna be a great diddly biddly part. – I can’t get rid of your diddly biddlies. […]

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Crush-Shake | Short Film | By Jagruti Jethe

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Kakarot!

Kakarot!

KAKAROT πŸ˜‰ Right now i’m rapping My lips are flapping Oh no I keep on fapping and napping oh no KAKAROT YEEES MUSIC- πŸ˜‰ Bitch I can fly in the air I give you the d for being there Bulma’s a hoe I love you Fusions the way its what we do and when were […]

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Teamwork, Jerk Jail, & A Whimsical Shop Vac – LearningTown Episode 7: Vision

Teamwork, Jerk Jail, & A Whimsical Shop Vac – LearningTown Episode 7: Vision

[MUSIC PLAYING] -Last week, on “Learning Town.” [MUSIC PLAYING] COOKIE: You’re probably expecting me to yell at you. And I’d have every right. But since it hasn’t worked so far, I’m trying something new. STORM: Time out? PAUL: Leeches? COOKIE: No. Namaste. This is a vision meeting. We would do these back in the early […]

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G.I. Jerks

G.I. Jerks

hey Gunny have you kicked through that door yet? Goooood dangit Lance Corporal you’ll know when I kicked through the door because I’ll be skull dragging your limp lifeless corpse through it. capiche? what I’m asking is, do you need help Gunnie? Why won’t this door go? what are you gonna do LCPL? Get your […]

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Is Bruce Willis a Jerk?

Is Bruce Willis a Jerk?

[Music intro] Hi everyone I’m Jay at Quirky Jerk and welcome to the video: Bruce Willis Quirky or Jerky? ‘Nobody likes you, everybody hates you’ Bruce Willis sprung to fame with the likes of the TV series ‘Moonlighting’, the action series ‘Die Hard’ and has kept that level of success going with credits such as […]

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The Jerk (4/10) Movie CLIP – Navin Calls the Cops (1979) HD

The Jerk (4/10) Movie CLIP – Navin Calls the Cops (1979) HD

l got it. Just send a police car over. Mrs. Nussbaum’s credit card. l got the guys who stole it. [honking] Hold on, they’re calling me. l’ll be right back. [car honking] [men chattering] Yes? Yeah. Throw a couple of tires in the trunk. Put it on the card. Radials. (Navin) Okay. Make them whitewalls. […]

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The Jerk (8/10) Movie CLIP – Navin’s Special Purpose (1979) HD

The Jerk (8/10) Movie CLIP – Navin’s Special Purpose (1979) HD

Turn around. Go like this. You’re okay. Give me a bite of that corn dog. What about germs? Put a rubber on it. Get on. (Frosty) Don’t you wear him out. He’s got to work tonight. What a great place. [burping] You know, you can tell so much about a person from the way they […]

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The Nightly Show – County Jerk’s Office – Kim Davis’s Anti-Gay Crusade

The Nightly Show – County Jerk’s Office – Kim Davis’s Anti-Gay Crusade

SO MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPENED SINCE WE WENT ON VACATION. WE DON’T HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT ALL OF THEM, BUT FROM THE SERIOUS SITUATIONS, THE IRAN NUCLEAR DEAL, BILL COSBY, YADA YADA HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, BLACK LIVES STILL MATTER, WHITE WOMEN NOT GETTING PICKED UP– OR GETTING PICKED UP IN THE BRONX. VERY […]

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