Why Does Dan and Jay’s Producer Look So Sad?

I don’t give a fuck about none of that. I don’t give a fuck about none of that. I don’t give a fuck … None of that. We’ve just been- I don’t give a fuck about none of that, bitch. Get off me, blood. Get off me, blood. Get off the- About none of that. […]

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Bob is a Jerk – “Episode #1: The Restaurant”

Bob is a Jerk – “Episode #1: The Restaurant”

[“Bob is a Jerk” Intro instrumental music playing] [hand claps] [Classical istrumental music playing throughout] [Woman continuous rambling] GIRLFRIEND: …and my sister is flying in from LAX on Friday. I told her we ‘d be able to pick her up at the airport. I know it’s early, but she’s dying to see you again. Saturday […]

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Diddy Dances!

Diddy Dances!

– BACK WITH SEAN “DIDDY PUFFY DADDY” COMBS, AND I’M GONNA SEE A LOT OF DIFFERENT– – I’M BACK! [cheers and applause] – SO–BECAUSE REVOLT, THE MUSIC CHANNEL, IS NOT JUST ONE TYPE OF MUSIC; IT’S EVERY KIND OF MUSIC. – OH, YES, IT’S SOMETHING I NEED TO MAKE A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. JUST BECAUSE […]

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Teens And Parents React To WORLD WAR 3 MEMES

Teens And Parents React To WORLD WAR 3 MEMES

– “When the US government asks for my birth certificate so they can draft me for World War 3. I’m 12.” – (both laugh) ♪ (punk rock intro) ♪ – (reporter) World War 3 is beginning to trend… – Oh, no. – Yeah, I’ve seen a bunch of World War 3 memes on social media. […]

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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Shattered Dreams

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Shattered Dreams

Max: On that same note did they ever do the crashed car outside of your school? Mariel: Oh yes… what was it, uh… Max: Yeeeees. Mariel: Shattered dreams! (You guys ever do that?) Max: Shattered dreams! Yeah, yeah. Mariel: That– yeah, that’s fuckin’… the U.S. school system. They pretend your friends are dead. Barbara: Oh […]

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Rich Girl Thinks That Everyone Is Rich

Rich Girl Thinks That Everyone Is Rich

All right So as we all know Instagram is one of the world’s most popular social media websites to ever exist in the 21st century and with over 500 million plus daily users and over 1 billion plus monthly users Instagram is basically a cesspool of millions and millions of human beings swiping up and […]

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Meanwhile… “Murder House Flip” Is Finally A Real Show

Meanwhile… “Murder House Flip” Is Finally A Real Show

>>Stephen: FOLKS, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME ROGJT OVER THERE PANNING IN THE RIVER OF NEWS FOR THE BIGGEST, SHINIEST GOLDEN NEWS NUGGETS TO PUT IN MY MONOLOGUE. BUT ONCE IN A WHILE, I LIKE TO STRAP TOGETHER A BUNCH OF STOLEN COMPUTERS, THROW THEM IN A BASEMENT WITH AN ILLEGAL HOOKUP TO THE […]

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“Flip The Script” – 48 Hour Film Washington DC May 2019

“Flip The Script” – 48 Hour Film Washington DC May 2019

[Film scratch noise] [Film Projector Sounds] [MUSIC] [ROCK MUSIC] [DOOR OPENS] What the fuck are you morons doing? Is that weed? And you’re drinking, too?! Umm.. Gina. I thought that you were still at lunch. Jesus H. Christ… Do you have the script yet? Well we have some real good possibilities here but… Possibilities? Fuck […]

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