Fed: And Lily is a very good drawer. Toast: Wh-wha-What’s a b****sandwich. Fed: It’s… I mean… Ya. Yes it is. I mean… yes it is! I f***ing love you, dude. Holy… sh**. T-Pain: Is that not a b****sandwich. Toast: I mean the two dogs are female, it’s Temmie and Maggie. Fed: You’re right. Offlinetv.gg/mech
Promo Code: Hoe Cage Inner T-Pain: The f*** is that sound? T-Pain: Is there dogs, there’s dogs. Sh** Fed: Yo, welcome to the house. Good to see you man. T-Pain: Same Fed: So this is our living room. T-Pain: It is. Fed: This is uh… where we production sh**. This is OfflineTv House. So this is where we generally like to hang… Uh… sh**. Um… T-Pain: That! Fed: No um… well this is not normally out here. Uhh… let me just leave this here. T-Pain: That’s for sure got cum on it-
Fed: Ey… Hey it’s good to have you here though um… T-Pain: Alright Fed: W-We can cut there. Alright so let me introduce you to our Yu-Gi-Oh… I mean Hearthstone player Uh… he… his named is DisguisedToast T-Pain: Probably does stress. Fed: Probably the… biggest stre- Oh… Sorry forgot that you’re- Are you busy T-Pain: Get your hands of your dingus! Fed: What’s going on here? Toast: What’s up. Fed: I don’t kno- T-Pain: You wearing straight no shoes.. How’s it going. Toast: Doing good. T-Pain: How you doing th-this is… You’re almost fully dressed. Toast: Yeah it was uh… T-Pain: You got a Hearthstone shirt that’s crazy. Toast: Do you play Hearthstone? T-Pain: I do. Toast: Oh really.
T-Pain: I do. I try not to stress myself out about it. Toast: Ok. T-Pain: You may be the most stressed person in this house though so… Fed: Wait so you’ve played before. T-Pain: Ya! (Loudly) Absolutely Fed: Anyways let me show you around the place- Oh… Janet’s calling you ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) Fed: Uh… Ya sorry dude. Uh… anyways. ಠ_ಠ Alright. So this is Poki’s room. T-Pain: Ok Fed: Um… So uh… her and I- T-Pain: Oh Too late. You just- you just made me do it now. Now it’s gonna happen. Fed: C-c-can we cut really quick. *LOUD KNOCKING* (LOUD KNOCKING)
Fed: Oh my lord. T-Pain: Making sure. ATF! ATF! Hey how you doing. Poki: Good, how are you. Nice to meet you.
T-Pain: I’m good, I’m good T-Pain: Nice to meet you as well Poki: Oh my god T-Pain: Nope too late it already happened. Fed: C’mon bro. Poki: What? T-Pain: Nothing, nothing.
Fed: Nothing, nothing. T-Pain: What’s happening. Poki: Oh you know, just hanging out doing some… ASMR [As-mir] Fed: You know what ASMR [As-mir] is dude? T-Pain: I don’t know what AS- Oh ya ya ya ya ya ya.
Poki: ASMR. T-Pain: Yes I do. You’re making ear gasms in here. Fed: Have you ever experienced it. T-Pain: I have not. Poki: Really?! Fed: Really?
Poki: Do you wanna try it. Poki: Do you wanna try it. T-Pain: I do now. Poki: You can hear yourself. Oh man. Fed: I was just asking you know. Poki: You can like touch the ears and you can kinda sounds like it. I don’t think he can- T-Pain: Oh jesus! (LUL) Poki: It likes… it literally sounds like- T-Pain: Aww c’mon what! Alright. *Beard audio* It’s a beard gasm. Fed: Turn this way, turn this way. Never turn your front towards the camera. T-Pain: You sure because- Fed: No, no I gottchu bro, I gottchu, Don’t worry about it, DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT NOW! Don’t turn around. Always watch… T-Pain: I gotta… one legged gorilla- Poki: Thanks for coming by. T-Pain: Absolutely Thank you for letting me do that. That was insane. Fed: Let me introduce you to Scarra. Now Scarra is probably the grandp- I mean, I mean oldest of the house. T-Pain: Oh! Fed: He’s about 30, how old’s Scarra, Toast? Toast: I think he was… He’s celebrating his 50th birthday. Fed: Ya so he’s about 50 something and… He’s just veteran leag- T-Pain: Numbers keeps going up. Fed: Ya he’s just a veteran leagu- um… This… if you can just ignore this This is uh… T-Pain: No, no, no I’m in full support of that. Fed: Oh, ok, ok, ok.
T-Pain: So- We… Ya… Fed: Uh- anyways. T-Pain: If anybody wants to just do that. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fed: Uh, anyways this is Scarra he’s a pro league… T-Pain: He gets double doors. Fed: Hello! Scarra: What’s up. T-Pain: Big f***ing room. *LUL* Scarra: What’s up dude. T-Pain: Ya! What’s happening, how are you doing. Scarra: Dude, I heard you were in here from my chat, they were telling me like he’s in the house. Fed: Scarra’s room is probably the most uh… Has the best decor, has uh… T-Pain: Like My pillow guy. Scarra: Ohhh you know about My pillow! T-Pain: Ya. I’ll f*** with that. Scarra: Dude someone sent me this to me as a joke, I’m just like “It’s great Ima s- T-Pain: It’s so great. Scarra: I’m just gonna hang it up. Fed: So Scarra is actually one of the most accomplished, he’s gone to worlds like… Sorry how many times have you gone to worlds. Scarra: Once! ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ ) Fed: Oh, oh. T-Pain: Okay! Scarra: Ya! ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ ) Fed: Alright, uh… O_O
T-Pain: That’s super accomplished. T-Pain: That’s super accomplished. Fed: Yikes. No, but he is like one of the most accomplished he’s liked… Coached, he’s done- he’s seen everything. Scarra: I’m the renaissance man, I’ve done it all. Jack of all trades… But I’ve never been at the very top. T-Pain: Okay! Okay. So you… Scarra: It’s alright. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ ) T-Pain: Participation badges are also…
(LUL T-PAIN) Scarra: WHAT?!?! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!? HOLY Shhhhhh** dude! T-Pain: YA!!!! Suck it! (XD) Scarra: He flamed the sh** out of me. (T_T) Fed: This is actually my room. T-Pain: Oh ya! Fed: But this is where you’ll be playing Overwatch. Wait how’d you know. T-Pain: It’s just… I can just tell. I can just tell. Fed: It’s actually uh… T-Pain: Fast and Furious. It’s Axe. *quietly*
Fed: (It’s Chanel) T-Pain: It’s- Fed: WOAH!!!! Let’s talk about this wait c’mon. T-Pain: What’s happening here? What’s-? Fed: Ok let me explain- T-Pain: What’s all those hats and glasses on your- Fed: Wait let me explain. Let me- Anyways. T-Pain: It’s probably not though. Fed: This is uh… Can I turn on the lights. T-Pain: LIT! Fed: This is LilyPichu. Lily: Hi T-Pain: Hello! Lily: Hi! T-Pain: How’s it going- OH! Lily: Nice yo meet you. Fed: She’s a Youtuber, Streamer, Artist, Dog owner, Rat owner (Rip). Lily: WTF FED! Lily: I’m sorry.
T-Pain: There’s a rat in here? Fed: You should see the rat it’s so big dude. Lily: It’s a Pomeranian. Fed: Ok sorry Pomeranian, we call it the rat though. T-Pain: What’s happening in here. Lily: Uh… so I was teaching my stream how to draw you. T-Pain: Lit! Lily: So this is what i drew. T-Pain: Oh my god. Lily: So I gotta lot of submissions and It’d be really cool if you graded them too. Toast: Huh-ho… Like- T-Pain: F***. Fed: F-F or A Lily: So 60 is passing and 100 is the best score you can give. T-Pain: 60 is passing huh. Alright let’s see what we’ve got. Lily: Alright. T-Pain: I’m down with it, I’m ready.
Lily: Ok Lily: Ok
T-Pain: I’m ready. T-Pain: This is stressful.
Lily: This is the first one. Lily: This is the first one. T-Pain: Okay! Wow! (Better than Fed XD) Fff***! Jesus christ. Fed: WTF?!?! WHAT?!?! How do you give that a 95. Lily: Wait it’s so cheesy, it’s just a T and a pain c’mon. T-Pain: And, I mean it’s a great idea. Great idea. Alright. Lily: I gave it a 95, what would you give it? T-Pain: I-I’ll-I… 87 Lily: 87
(87?) Lily: 87 *nods* T-Pain: It’s-it’s a pass. Lily: Alright, alright. T-Pain: Holly. *gasps* Awwww, I’ve- I’ve gained weight. (D:) (T_T) Fed: I…I mean I’m gonna be honest with you- T-Pain: Oh my god. This is…. Lily: You can be honest, it’s ok. They’re used to it. Fed: Ya, ya. Lily: They’re used to it.
T-Pain: I’m like a F***ing amputee like a- (Jesus christ D: wtf) What’s happening? Lily: Just you can- Be as fresh as you want. T-Pain: 59
(Yikes) Lily: 59, got it. Fed: Here’s mine. *Lily laughing* Fed: Wait why are you laughing, I-I-I used the-
Lily: Can I- am I allowed to show this on stream, Lily: Can I- am I allowed to show this on stream, Am I gonna get banned. Fed: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Lily: I’m 100% gonna get banned for this. Fed: Their square. Ok Think about it. T-Pain: What is…? *Fed disagreement* Fed: I can explain. Look. Look you’re jacked, so you got some square titties, Cause only jacked, people got square titties. Toast: Uh…. Fed: And then look, I-I drew your mustache look you buff as f***, I drew you some like muscles right there. And we got the glasses going on. T-Pain: Glasses got one arm. Fed: And look none of these people know you have dreads so… I just like hooked you up. Alright, but you have to grade it though. T-Pain: There it is, it’s over. Lily: You want me to grade this. Fed: Y-yes. Lily: We’re gonna grade this from 1 through 100. Ok T-Pain: Ya, ok. Lily: Alright let’s say our grade at the same time, So 3, 2, 1 let’s say it ok.
Fed: At least a 70%. T-Pain: Zzzzer- Oh! (Rip Fed) Fed: WTF!?!? T-Pain: Nothing that was not my real- That was- okay I thought it was- nothing- that’s not my real thing. Lily: Ok ready. T-Pain: Count it. 3, 2, 1, T-Pain: 1
Lily: 55 (LUL) Fed: OHHH MY GOD!! Wait can we combine scores? (What?) T-Pain: So bad though. Fed: C’mon bruh. 🙁 T-Pain: What was the brand? Fed: That’s some nice titties. Lily: What’s your favorite Overwatch character. T-Pain: I- You know right now Ima- Lily: D.Va T-Pain: Right now I’m a Junkrat But- but my second main is D.Va ya. Poki: Really? That’s awesome. Same. Mendo: I getta camera. Mark: You want me to have fun with you. Mendo: You wanna sit here with me? Mark: Ya I’ll sit- Mendo: Can you sit here and compliment me when I do something cool. Mark: Ya let me jus- sorry I should go behind the camera. T-Pain: I’m so- I’m so afraid. *Spooked T-Pain* Oh my god how do you even. *Boop* *Struggling T-Pain* (－‸ლ) Mendo: I just hear him yelling from the other side of the house. T-Pain: I literally don’t even know… What Mei even does. Like… Aw sh**. Way worse. I’ve never pl- Oh my god. (T_T) Yoona: It’s ok you’ll get a good champ you got- Fed: Alright just believe. Poki: Uh… I’m special agent Poki sent by T-Pain here to f*** your game to even out the playing field. Mendo: Oh no.
Mark: Wait. Mendo: MonkaS You wanna play the keyboard and I’ll play the mouse. Poki: Sure. Mendo: Ok go. Walk forward! Walk forward!! Poki: Oh this is to walk. I forgot how this game works. Mendo: Stop clicking buttons. *Victory cry!* T-Pain: Suck a butt! SUCK A BUTT!! SUCK DAT ASS!!! Poki: Mission accomplished boys. 👍 Mendo: YOU’RE SO GOOD! T-Pain: F*** Literally… I play none of these heroes. Oh god! Here it comes. *T-bagging Mendo* Poki: Mendo! Did you just- T-bag, T-Pain? Fed: Is he t-bagging you, he’s t-bagging you. T-Pain: Dammit Where did him go f***ing ev- GO! Oh.
Fed: He’s f***ing with you dude. Fed: He’s f***ing with you dude. Look at that disrespect. T-Pain: Oh my god what is th- Fed: Oh you got em. (Rip) T-Pain: Oh wow. Fed: I mean that was close. Did you t-bag him? Mendo: I t-bagged, T-Pain. T-Pain: *Lul* Wtf. Look at this sh**. I gotta watch this now. Oh my god *LUL* Aw I got punched in the f***ing… stomach. Everyone: WOAH! Scarra: Woah! Inner Chris: Wtf???? Mark: Thanks for helping Chris. *Everyone clapping* Fed: Do you actually believe that Chris is mafia. T-Pain: Ya! For sure. Fed: Is everyone else agree with that. Scarra: He went through… I-I believe him you know. Inner Mark: What???? Inner Yoona: Wait???? T-Pain: No I get it, I get it this is already s- (What?) T-Pain: It was just- just none of the rules at all. It was like “Dude pick up cards we’ll see what happens.” (Oh god) Fed: Where’d you get you necklace from? T-Pain: Custom made. Fed: Can I- Can I try it on? T-Pain: You can, you ready. Fed: Ya. T-Pain: It’s-It’s-It’s a bit**. Fed: Is it heavy? T-Pain: It’s a bit**. Fed: Ok. T-Pain: It’s um… Which one? Fed: Just uh the chain ya know. T-Pain: Cause there’s two. Fed: The long one. The long one. T-Pain: That she said. There’s that. Fed: Holy sh**. Yo guys, thanks for watching make sure comment, like, and subscribe, and thank you to T-Pain for coming out See you guys next time. Peace ✌️