Playing The Worst Mobile Game Advertised On Instagram

Playing The Worst Mobile Game Advertised On Instagram


So this user iron versed 490 is 28,000 371 fans and her net worth is almost 2.5 million dollars that’s insane in this virtual Hollywood life That is impressive. I got to give her credit unfortunately in real life She’s crushing up xanax and snorting lines of it drinking a bottle of Chardonnay every night to cope with the fact that she lives off food stamps and a cockroach infested studio apartment in Queens Watching her acting career swirl the drain every time she fails to get a call back from her auditions Bless her though. Keep playing this game. That’ll help Hello everyone and welcome back to a brand new jar of expired mayonnaise My name is Leon lush and as always I am so grateful that You decided to join me for? Just a few minutes here today Guys, I’m just messing with you. I’m using this mic today Now that’s just a little inside joke between me and the crew because I normally I normally hold my microphone but listen if you’re new here and you want to be privy to the subtleties and the nuance of the inside comedy moving forward in future videos I recommend you go ahead and hit that subscribe button right now, and I don’t I don’t usually ask at the beginning of videos But I’m quite sure that if you wait To watch this video before deciding you’ll have you’ll have an ample amount of reasons not to subscribe So go ahead and go ahead and smash that Good. Yes, that’s how mafia works. Yeah, you know the meme right? You’ve seen it on Twitter or on? Instagram of that stupid Stupid gay mafia city or the level one crook level 50 crime boss nonsense. Yeah It was popularized by my friend slaw so I believe and then later picked up and Made even more popular by PewDiePie and it all comes back the root cause of the evil is this game mafia city? Which is like this terrible mobile game that has just been ruthlessly Advertised on Instagram. So at this point Instagram is notorious for just terrible mobile game ads Especially in January when all of the big advertiser money was dumped into Instagram in December and then it dries up in January so all these like b-list cela d-list Advertisements kind of slip through the cracks and starts showing up in your feed because nobody’s spending money except for these terrible mobile games that are trying to you know get the ad rates while they’re low now Suazo and danny gonzalez off the top of my head here are two acquaintances of mine that have videos about just how bad these Mobile game Instagram ads are and I didn’t I wasn’t keen on really doing that same thing But I gonna be in the same vein here today But we’re gonna go a little bit Deeper because I got this direct message on index Buckingham a viewer of mine sent me a DM that said Leon you should do a vid playing some of these games Instagram advertises tilted laughing till I’m crying emoji some reason this caught my eye, so I scrolled up I clicked it and It’s shit, I mean just look at this Look is that Hollywood story has it all lots of romance Comedy in drama you control what happens next? So you have this dirty cheating whore on The top bunk and then you’re in the bottom bunk and you have to decide do you call her boyfriend or do you join them? And it goes back to you. It’s up to you You make the choice so immediately I see this and I’m thinking to myself man. There is nothing I would write Well, hold on a second Ya know there’s nothing I would rather do less Then play this game. So we’re gonna go ahead and download it and play 23 point 3000 people have rated this game. That means like 100 billion people have played this that makes no sense cuz nobody actually Who actually rates apps when they when is the last time you had to pop up in an app that you that you use? It’s like hey do you have time will you rate this app? You’re not no, you’re not hitting. Yeah, let’s rate this app No, no 100 times out of a hundred you hit maybe later cuz they nobody got time for that shit Who is writing these reviews? What kind of person writes like a 19 paragraph novel about? Hollywood story I did If you play games at the casino usually they give you like two or three gems But you want me to pay like twenty five gems for a pair of heels and I’m sure no using my heart on money to pay for gems like that heck now if this game keeps having these issues I’m Going to delete it because I just can’t deal with this anymore. I Mean, can you imagine the pain and the anguish that this user? to not have enough gems to buy heels in this bullshit virtual game about Hollywood in the just think of how brave she is to be able to share the story with us in the review said this is oh By the way the actual icon For the game when you download it like and it’s on your home screen on your iPhone is just a girl surprised that she’s pregnant because this game is right up my alley and I also hate that the clothes are so Expensive and that most of them cause diamonds which is not fair because it’s very hard to get diamonds So please fix both of these major problems the fans problem in the expensive items problem Who has the time to write these reviews? It’s no worse than reading the reviews and calling a youtube content Right, so this is where they plant you to start. Hey girl, I see you finally made it to New York. I’m so excited I can’t wait to become a big star Where are you staying? I rented apartment 227 Harlem’s for your part of 503. Let’s check it out Fuck kill me new mission enter flat 503 I already got a diamond. I have no idea what that reviewers talking about That’s the easiest I’ve that’s the easy diamond I’ve ever got in my whole life. They don’t know what they’re talking about Umm, so is this head will look better on the pictures? Yo, who is this? Hyung? Hello. I’m your new landlord. So what do you think? Well Oh, finally I get to choose. I don’t like it. This place is a heap I know it’s not the fanciest place in the world But it does have character now that you have a place to live. It’s time to get some glamour parents The hair salon is nearby. We should check out. Haha. This is a perfect idea Okay, so my new mission is to go to the hair salon and change my appearance at the hair salon already This is pretty much just as good as the witcher 3. Okay, I have one outfit What a broke bitch. Hell. Yeah. I’ll use the coach What was she doing How how do you get how do you get to the goddamn hair salon? Oh, oh you can screw Okay, so this broad moves to New York City with 15 grand and she’s about to spend 1,500 that’s gonna allow you a long prosperous career in New York You were gonna get shoot alive, but I do like this. I do like this updo right here. Let’s get that going Another diamond, it’s so easy Hello, hey girl, I heard you in town let’s go shopping. Hi Nikki. That sounds awesome Meet me at the Harlem booty girl all that I get some makeup though first. Ooh lip job one diamond for lip injections About a steal let me get those dsls baby. Oh my god I Just good five diamonds just for going to Harlem fashion that reviewer is an idiot I’m about to buy all the day meals up in this bitch. I suggest you find a cute dress for yourself Don’t threaten me with a good time It’s elegant almost a bit too much though and for 3,500, I feel like I need just a little bit more thigh perfect Another fucking diamond are you kidding me? This game is pathetically easy Blown up okay. How the hell does Amber already know I bought new clothes I just like I literally just bought my new cocktail dress. That is that’s a little creepy. Amber. Hold off though before we go Yeah, okay Didn’t get a diamond for that quest. I’m not really happy about that. But let’s keep going. Yeah, there it is There it is. I don’t know why I ever doubted this game. Perfect five more diamonds Yeah, the new cocktail dress is nice but I’m more of just a leather boots only kind of gal, hahaha That’s gonna do it. Hey girl thought I’ll just enjoy my life in the Big Apple. I’ll show you a place where you can have some quick Sounds grave. Well, sweet Harlan Russ ha you need to get dressed before you go out Okay, I’m a young twentysomething smoke show brunette in New York with a brand-new pair of DSL that only cost me one diamond mind you and I can’t even empower myself by going out in Just my bra and panties and leather boots. This is this is not how I want our kids This is y’all. I can’t have I don’t want kids playing this game. Okay, that is not this game is sexist against Bras and panties. This is I fine. I’ll throw in a dress why our clothing. Oh, man Frank Nicky every girl – starts here to start I’ll be ship just tab on the way Jose Completing actions fills our progress when you flow your progress down your Dalia shell high You can have some cash by working you. Would you like that? Okay, real talk. I just got done with 13 years bartending and serving in the restaurant industry as my main source of income and now that I’m out of that I get to Think just in case I miss it I can continue Serving people in a video game on my phone. This is how y’all work for coffee one energy Man, this is fun. Make coffee three energy in progress You collect the you collect stars, what is the take an order? This game is a blast or daimond. I got another diamond I mean if this rate my flat is gonna just be floor-to-ceiling diamonds by the end of the night, especially with this new waitressing job The new mission is to meet with Amber in Queens, and I’m not seeing like a pepper spray in her self-defense shop here so it is a little unfortunate, but I guess let’s Give it a go gonna see her bomb. I love y’all fare lose the points where you can kick started Carrera Queens is a movie interesting moves starting a name. That’s really cool. I like this neighborhood buzzin collidable Oliveros Hi, I’m a real estate agent. This flat is now on sale. You should get it all night. You’re talking my language What are we talking with? 15-20 K 10,000 for a flat in New York This is not true to scale – to life. I don’t Thole should I just get a thousand new fans What is oh my god. There’s a there’s a list of most popular This is and this the most popular is 28,000 fans. I only have a thousand Well, I feel like a loser. Let’s see what she looks like Driving in limo friend visit. Wow. What a beautiful flat. Let’s check out your portfolio So this user iron versed for ninety is twenty eight thousand three hundred seventy one fans And her net worth is almost 2.5 million dollars that’s insane in this virtual Hollywood life That is impressive. I got to give her credit unfortunately in real life She’s crushing up xanax and snorting lines of it and drinking a bottle of Chardonnay every night to cope with the fact that she lives off food stamps in the cockroach infested studio apartment in Queens Watching her acting career swirl the drain every time she fails to get a call back from her auditions god bless her though Keep playing this game. That’ll help Well, that’s all I can physically bear of this game right now. I see this something like that I can make fun of in a video right now but then I go on to be helplessly addicted to it and start unlocking all the places like Hollywood and Las Vegas and just Really investing some hard-earned time because I’m so worried about climbing up the ladder of most popular in this fantasy world Hook line and sinker man Oh, man, I mean once I got the knee high leather boots and a fresh pair of dsls for only one diamond. I Knew there was no turning back. I love this game I really enjoy playing this game, but I can only give a rating of three stars My biggest reason for only giving three stars is because everything that I must buy costs diamonds I’ve paid out of my own pocket for diamonds But I don’t feel like I should have to continually pay out of my pocket for diamonds But I found that if I didn’t I would still be waiting to win diamonds You see what we have here in example a is a child leaving a review that doesn’t understand the concept of a pay-to-play Mobile game not only does everything you purchase must be purchased with diamonds But the items are ridiculous Pence’s I’ve read through many of the reviews and find the majority the people who play this game right views Of the same complaint the game must be broken. There’s not enough diamonds You have to use real-life money to buy the diamonds, but it doesn’t make any sense How can I play this game without using my money if I can’t get the diamonds or everything caused diamonds? I don’t get it Listen kids if you’re watching this the answer is obvious. Just get voiceover Pete tenshun all Hollywood story gamers to get John wick to shoot you over a couple of credit card numbers with the three-digit code on the back all He needs is your credit card number the three digits on the back and the expiration month and year But you got to be quick to help you get as many diamonds as you need and secure your epic victory royale in your Hollywood Lifestyles video game and I know I said this was the worst game ever but four point six out of five After twenty three point three thousand reviews, apparently, I’m maybe I’m the one living in the dark the stone Age’s right I guess I should probably just invest some more time into this game and really try and find out what these people are are Seeing they seem to be I’m beside from this diamond issue. That is very clearly a pretty big issue in the reviews We’re still getting some good ratings I just want to get to this point in the game quite honestly where my friend Becky the gargantuan whore is Cheating again with this disgusting rat that she met at a Starbucks who only has eight thousand Instagram followers, by the way Pathetic and I’m on the bottom bunk like yo Do I call up her boyfriend? Jason handsome loyal let him know the Becky’s cheating on him again, or do I take a shot at probably the most epic threesome I’ll ever have in my life I mean, these are the decisions in the Hollywood story game that you just have to make and they’re not easy decisions But you’re put on the spot You got to choose call Jason Becky’s a war let him know or get up there and start piping down that disgusting Nobody with my best friend Becky. I don’t know. I just I don’t know This is I’m gonna pet what would you guys do would you call Jason? Let him know that Becky’s cheating on him again Or do you hop up there and start hitting them off with the I mean, you know the moves right? Yeah, you get it. Anyways, well guys, do you remember this part from the beginning of the video? But I’m quite sure that if you wait To watch this video before deciding you’ll have you’ll have an ample amount of reasons not to subscribe So go ahead and go ahead and smash that. Yeah. I was not joking, haha Thank you so much for watching if you made it this far god bless you. What are you thinking? Anyways, I appreciate your time as always even if it’s wasted before you go one last request I have if you don’t mind just grab a little pinch of salt and a little pinch of cinnamon just Grind them together in your fingers for about 15 to 20 seconds. And then Oh And then one that wears off just pull out your phone and hip thrust that motherfucking like button for me, thank you so much We’ve seen the next one

100 thoughts on “Playing The Worst Mobile Game Advertised On Instagram

  1. Says he is friends with "slaozo" when he doesn't know how to pronounce his name, its slazo, not Slaozo. Ps you still cool boo

  2. In the middle of the mafia thing you talked about, the same game advertisement came up while i was watching LMOA

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  5. They are famous where it counts Leon Looser. Put that big L on your forehead because we are famous in Instagram games. Fuck off lush and step back from my ass!!!

  6. 4:45 oh shit I just realized, that's a cock for a microphone, damn that slipped by, I guess YouTube didn't notice cause it's monitized

  7. Dude… Your channel has grown so fast lately!! I absolutely love you content and sense of humor, ou remind me of one of my best friends growing up :)) Congrats on the 1+Mil Subs brother!!!!!!

  8. Already, this is as good as Witcher 3. I laughed to hard (exhaled through my nose a little bit harder than usual)

  9. This made me subscribe after watching you for the past couple of months bro! Keep it up you funny as Fuck! 😂

  10. Mr lush. I've binged all your stuff. Great content, but I was wondering if you would start a series where you explain stuff your subs send to you. Like perhaps this for me. Like please https://youtu.be/eQyDCJS70R0

  11. I went into this video with zero interest in watching Leon play a terrible game. I forget how well he commentates though, so I walked out happy I gave it a shot. His “girl” voice was spot on! 😂

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