Pest control steals the diamonds GTA V

Pest control steals the diamonds GTA V


good morning how’s it going back with
more GTA v GTA 5 is a pretty long game if I’m not mistaken so I’m and I’m
switching it up playing different game or so everybody know and then I was like
it may be just like on Fridays or something play a different game there
you go okay that nosignal thing is still coming from
the ripsaw the capture card or captured box or whatever I don’t know anyway wow
that’s guy all right hey there Emile so how’s it going hope
you’re doing well today just everything alrighty
so I have to go intercept one of those stupid M what is it I don’t know they
call pest control trucks that’s it I have to go intercept one of these uglies
mmm so that we can get this heisted done and well start it at least I I didn’t
drive like an idiot this time so calm down
jeez yeah everybody’s getting lucky in this a little bit further Hey well I’m amazed I haven’t hit a single
obstacle yet at all not a single vehicle not a single person it’s been like 30
seconds of me driving and I haven’t hit a thing my driving has clearly improved until 3 seconds later when I immediately
smash into something okie can I like highlight this ugly there you go that’s
would be good whoa see I smashed something but at least
that’s what you’re supposed to smash so it’s fine okay where’s that stupid truck
going shut up you got in my way okay I see it ahahaha shoot the doors open or
destroy the van to gain access to its cargo horrible things that’s why I did
to your car dodo dodo dodo fire bam bam bam whoo got some cargo that’s all I
needed la-dee-da house will never find me here get up on the rooftop quick now the cops definitely won’t find me I
hope so I’ll just sit here for a minute to the go away once them come all this way and actually
start climbing up the friggin ladder too Oh God there we go
okay drop off the BZ grenades Oh sounds like fun items hey cops let me just put
my gun away you totally saw absolutely nothing there
was no problems going on here officers ASSA furs ossify source Oh I like how the cops don’t get mad at you
for like destruction of property they only get mad if you ram into their
vehicles Ram it to someone else’s vehicle 30 times okay how’s it going log
man Oh God come on you’re weak how did you die from that it was just a light
little tap on the hood of your car you should have been fine oh my god I wanted
so bad just finished watching a movie with my mother upstairs made some pizza
nice what kind of pizza mom and I watched videos like all day we don’t
even watch TV anymore we cancel we cancelled our cable we just watch videos
now and also YouTube pretty much only YouTube some twitch if some people are
streaming but that’s about it we do that every evening no reason
grandiose ah I don’t know what’s on that I’ve never heard of that kind of beads a
before hello oh I’m sorry wrong door Bob okay just
completely drop it right there all good hey the workers are here is it possible
to tit oh good night gasps oh you may have to go find another hey there’s a
lattice seven seven seven thanks for the thousand sparks hope you’re doing well
today can i i i’m curious if a lesser will get
pissed off at me if i but i don’t want to be a complete arse
okay well I’m also just wanted to see if Lester
would get mad at me for that but clearly not clearly Lester doesn’t give a crap sorry this is just gonna have to hire
someone new maybe we should call Lester and see as a result does a friggin truck over
here okay BAM way down at the airport nice cheese
small me pieces and paprika okay interesting
I don’t think I’ve had paprika on anything for a very long time I don’t
think we even have it in here anymore my mom loves paprika whoops-a-daisy and
well I I was driving very very well in the beginning I went like a whole minute
or two without hitting a single thing okay that was my fault I was just in my
head stunt cord never good when you don’t like it me and I me me I don’t but
I have learned to eat it on this pizza Oh sometimes when it’s mixed in with
stuff it like you don’t even notice it as I kid I used to really dislike it I
think for some reason and then more recently I realized like there isn’t
really that much of a taste to it why did I hate this as a kid
maybe tastebuds just change or something I don’t know it’s weird smash he’s not like chocolate when I was
smaller really used to not like chocolate how dare you aha shortcut ah did you jerk
I had to eat a whole big chocolate bar to begin to like it oh really I’m very sorry my apologies this guy doesn’t even care just
hilarious to me those guys are trying to chase me a bunch yeah not really but I
think clearly you do I am huh oopsie oops a my Apple oh geez ouch hey geez well maybe I could just come in here and
take this and that’ll be fine I just I want a chocolate factory made x
freighter with the class and I give them sometimes away because I didn’t like it
well I mean I guess at least other people got more so it was nice for
someone at that time that’s funny yeah lose our cops please don’t come this way do not turn this direction I totally
could have hit that seagull to frick frick frick frick frick frick okay
they’re fine didn’t see me ding-a-lings not getting
me this time are you GP caps you know they should have been
implemented a thing into this game that like if you switch vehicles the cops are
like oh where did it go you know that they don’t just automatically know
exactly where you are and exactly who you are just because the
reasons if you switched vehicles there should be like you have to be in plain
view of the cops for a few seconds for them to be like oh crap it’s him
it would be too easy but it would also be much more interesting and I mean if
if someone sees you like grab another vehicle then I mean they could always
call the cops and report oh look he’s on it he’s in this vehicle so then the cops
would know but it would be a little more realistic I think but if no one sees you grab like a cop
car and you’re just like driving around with the sirens on and be like oh no
that’s definitely not him it’s just another cop thank you I have been
working out shut up wha-bam Lester we have a pest control van and
sometimes he dripped on my head sweet sweet suckle now we all know why
we’re here now we don’t what store are you talking
about it’s simple elegant listen to Lester pay
attention to the information he gives you and we’ll all make a buck things go
bad you know the drill this wasn’t organized everyone bail we
don’t know each other we got caught up in our robbery and acted in self-defense
it’s not gonna be an issue because everything’s gonna go just fine yeah huh
the alarm system is easy now if I didn’t need to be running things I could have
it offline myself no problem but you should be able to get us a pretty decent
window how decent signal Michael he makes the call thanks Phil the drop a
present right through the air vent on the roof he probably does force look at
him probably wears diapers just in case let’s go or or just for fun maybe Frank
you’re with me Ricky I hope you can manage the truck with the bikes every
time like why can’t Michael land you got the van Portola people initials only from here
on out yeah come on get away cat I don’t want to be running the cat over alright you got it down I got it because
you used too much gas on these guys you’ll kill them well shit don’t blame
me the way these canisters is Mitch just be careful
yeah okay listen I stuck my neck out for you here I stole this to run away and
let me just appear they’re stupid these guys don’t know you
hey banger with a happy trigger finger they got money and their freedom on the
line I ain’t gonna fuck this up man good I got enough shit to worry about so
you cut corners on the quality of the crew huh I allocated the resources the
way I saw fit okay the drivers can’t oh come on are you serious okay well that was the
cops fault not mine I might have to redo this damnit versus a cat now this oh come on these cops have eyes on the back of
their freakin tits this is actually good enough but if I
was in the car they would have seen me and caught me I feel so bad about that
poor cat it was such a cute gray kitty so that’s like what gun man in hacker
yeah the getaway should be fine well we gotta hope these together during the
robber stupid lady that pleases me makes me
feel better after cuz a cat incident their cars the car is fine what are you
talking about it even has a bit of a new paint job Khan is beautiful all right no
serious of course but the thing is GTA didn’t make it you know the easiest to
drive like a normal person in this game the car has two speeds sitting still and
top speed that’s it that’s all you’re getting this game you can’t even like
put signal lights on yeah actually be really cool if you
could do that drive what are you talking about it’s very hard to drive no I the
the difficulty is fine it’s just you have two speeds if they implemented a
way for you to like I’m Drive like a normal person
put signal lights on and everything maybe nice using a keyboard I don’t know
which is better for me I use keyboard and it was apparently very terrible so I
use gamepad and I’m still terrible Oh No I’m falling off that’s what I’m
doing couldn’t control my legs I got up top
and I just couldn’t handle it oh come on cheese sure just use all
friggin five did I get it I love her a lot I just I wasn’t thinking it was I
told him to fix that goddamn AC what’s going on that bodyguard has clearly set
some sort of a beast he lasted like five seconds longer than everyone else okay
smash smash go ahead oh fuck I got both of those oh come on come on
well I guess not never mind good grief 30 seconds left okay my 30 seconds was
uh make sure this is one of them yeah yeah
you shouldn’t have said that definitely sure nurse says that oh my
okay good Oh God what I want to know is how did Michaels
face and his voice there get get on the TV for it to be on the news Oh frickin no you’ve got we just lost a tit
ton of those oh my god yeah he was and because of him we lost a
bunch of our score well I’m sorry uh Frick well this makes
perfect sense somehow go freakin flying yeah sure well love this underground route it’s
pretty cool I love driving around here I I just like the underground bits in
general they’re kind of fun kind of fun to be in Jame there’s no Rat Man like in
gta4 you know about the Rat Man legend I hope the truck is waiting it better
friggin be of course not
we got coppers o´clock hello I should’ve gone this way should I okay maybe I should sit over there of
course I’ve seen a lot of Easter Egg videos yeah I’ve even looked for myself
so did I I tried Franklin died ah come on
of course it just had to be freaking Franklin’s that I ran over whoo nice
okay so I’ll stay on the left this time Oh God me too yeah and maybe I should have good
Oh someone actually picked it up nice wait I I picked it up oh I didn’t know
that was possible you can run over and pick it up a bit but did it pick it back
up crew skills increase whoo Ricky Lukens plus 25 percent yeah yeah crew
gain experience each heist well as long as I freakin die nice touch that by yeah I thought you
were gonna be stuck under a cop car they gotta be more dudes waiting around
that way we did not just get away with that shit did we you know what cursor
did I think we did oops wait this way sure yeah stealing
stuff great calling looking for a crew oh why are your cuts when the rocks have
been sold shit was crazy dog so what now get out of here keep our heads down hey
you did good cuz I’m on when I tell you Lester huh mm-hmm
all right look everybody take off hey Lester I guess some things we got to
clean up I want you to stop by the house a little later on with it yep and you
ruined things by saying your signature garbage should’ve kept your mouth shut I know it
ain’t important just let me take you somewhere nice all right where are you
are you in a strip club grow up stop looking for the easy way
Tanisha I gotta go I imma change I promise you won’t even recognize me well
of course you will right there to lean in for a better view no I’d rather not
hmm me around my place your coping your cat seems less has done some creative
accounting sweet creative accounting that yeah that’s what you’d call it huh so can’t even run well there we go first Isis come treat don’t tell me to look out huh I love hearing the trash talk of the
people so friggin hilarious whoops you got a poker today mm he
doesn’t want to play today so No Oh company I don’t know I think we both
are a little bit huh
ah that didn’t even knock him off what’s going on how dare he g-get out of my frickin way god I’ve
never met someone who’s fighting me so much about this get out of my way here
we go I had to him that if I play too much
gta5 used to play a lot now I’m super tired of it
it can get boring easily if there’s nothing to do or something you know
online yeah there’s the the diamond casino heist we saw haven’t finished so
there is still that to do but otherwise like online does get a little bit boring
just go around doing the same thing shooting up the city and everything so
yeah it’s about it which I mean sometimes that’s fun thank you you know
it’s 50 cents on the dollar oh now we might actually have a little
spending money left after we pay off that psychotic Mexican motherfucker
oh won’t that be nice I have some spending money buy a new currency hi
friend forever if that fruitcake realizes okay nothing to do is whack Oh Albert story had a lucky escape when
the thieves ran straight into houses doing my job and I say this guy hey you
got to move these bikes Oh No okay Oh calm no wait we can’t we can’t have this
we can’t Crystal’s got us babe but don’t make it right don’t make nothing right
now what you done with me Paul and John you leave it oh you are you what are you
saying fucking my girl man it’s wrong I gotta
fuck someone you want me to fuck you instead oh my god this is creepy shut up
oh my god cowboy maybe I shouldn’t be playing this is horrible I’m creepy and
next thing you know he’s dead horrible Oh God enough just shush they’re violent next time don’t get in my fucking face
God violent Bevers frickin messed up I mean we don’t have to okay get out wait
oh wait no I guess you got to get in get in are you serious just insult to injury find them wait kick me not gonna have to
come see the bikers No huh weights freak me out in the back you know God Wow at least one yeah okay
I remember Wade says a freaking weirdo was that one of them oh wait I wasn’t supposed to kill them
sorry I I thought I was supposed to kill them my apologies oh come on get in the truck wave it’s funny Trevor’s talking about
disrespecting women and everything and they’re not being good but you could
just run over her he doesn’t mean a real like a literal ghost you have
ding-a-ling shoot okay get in wait otherwise again
taped your seat naked for fun job I don’t care what the fuck he is
find out who pulled the score scratch that fine Michael Townley it was him
couldn’t be anyone else whoa whoa whoa hey you seen Ashley Johnny’s looking for
well you know as a matter of fact I just did just ten minutes ago yeah I saw her
on the end of this penis here wanna be cool if you messing with her again
oh really well you don’t think so huh well why don’t we just ask him then huh
hey hey cowboy you mind that I fucked your old lady sorry what was that whoa
no no no you don’t mind oh because you’re a dead man and the only sentient
partier left is this little bit of brain and the gristle on the end of my boat
well thank you very much cowboy I like it denial looks like you got something
you want to say huh you got something you need to say this better be bullshit what what was the point of even coming
here okay now it is a problem if I if I run
over the bikers here now okay you don’t need anything I don’t mind huh poor guy poor Wade goodbye I wasn’t expecting to take that guy out
like that BAM oh shoot wait I went too far to the side and I’m going into the
water well it’d be nice if I could like speed
that up the truck wasn’t destroyed oh come on well that’s annoying I’m not gonna go
left I’m not gonna try and jump across you hit the lady shoot are you kidding
wait for a way to get in it’s gonna take us 30 days we don’t need anything yeah well that’s
gonna fail the mission now isn’t it can you have gotten in on the right side some over everywhere BAM and knockout jumpin off to the side because ice is dumb you tweaked-out imbeciles wants to kill
some bikers everyone of course it do who else would have
followed so Trevor did you really think these guys would want to
I love making Wade freak out it’s hilarious Oh what are you doing Wade watch the entrance boys no one leaves
without my express permission thank out the bikers well get get out of
the house you know it’s F that’s right I don’t know why I think it’s why BAM listen got chocolate what’s this
about chocolate BAM sure go running out in the open a very
intelligent Pam and I died of course please let me
just have to like redo this part yeah okay good BAM sniped ooh wasn’t expecting explosion their customers
oh wow I got two for one nice can’t believe that goodbye oh there you are taking a pounding there’s literally
nothing going on with you friends one on you first what stop flying into
the air and I can have any houses left
Oh what what Riverside trailer wait was that technically finished it
still made to go elsewhere now okay sure wonderful okay then have fun buddy fuck my friend you are out of business
the lost MC are out of business goodbye Philips enterprise hey how’s it
going this is my choice I can kill them or not oh oh come on I shot him in the
elbow well whatever I guess not like it matters I don’t know oopsy-daisy people say all kinds of hey cool picked up a hitchhiker so dead you can make him slap around in the
backseat that’s hilarious said the same thing when you abuse
Roomba may I I felt bad about the room but yeah I don’t know but this one I
don’t know yeah that guy no he’s not Brad’s dead he doesn’t exist
he’s only pretending I’m side of around in the back oh can I pick up a second nope okay apparently not he answers
oh the guys against the back of the truck
pretty sit still in the back chair just look so pissed
oh my gift isn’t in the bag to discipline you and you know how I feel
about that Ron didn’t even say anything well III can interact with with
pedestrians okay sugar hit me why hasn’t someone
sensible shot you yes I guess I can’t interact with pedestrians unless that’s
not a pedestrian don’t feel bad I lost what did I lose do you think I lost
friend I don’t think I lost something I lost
anything yeah okay I don’t know if there’s any emissions or not for the
other two I guess I’m just gonna go this way to see sorry oh look there’s people on the side
of the road hey hey you buddy
I remember this yep get in take them to the cult I’ve never done that how do I
get them in get in how do I get them in how’s it going fuck off how do I get
them in X No wrong car oh I have to use her the their car okay
that makes sense I thought could you use my truck okay
friends get in all the way to get children by delivering them to the cult
okay yeah don’t breathe whiskey on the nice man God you want to go to the cult
I mean home right welcome I love listening to two Trevor’s conversation
but with these two so where can I take you to blacked out young lovelies it’s
my favorite line from him frickin hilarious with them okay you missed me running over a cat
earlier I felt very terrible about it should make you do too much it no what
what why what what yeah no thank you giblet pie Oh give lip hi
sorry oh geez what are they doing and I have any well but um but I I do it but
they’re man-like Oh for that did disturb them at all oh it was it it was a coyote
it’s fine it got fresh poor thing can you animal stop getting in my way they’re not supposed to be on the road
aren’t they afraid of cars jeez hey yeah your trunk yeah you don’t know
anything okay did I hit something else or was that
just dirt I hope it was just dirt stupid animals get in the way of
everything what does taking these people to the
cult even do anyway hey look it’s a deer go all the way I don’t want to hit you
in the butt – I’ll shoot some deer bite so try scared off the side throw it I
don’t want to actually hit his butt I mean they’re gonna make soup out of it
oh yeah that’s frickin disgusting oh no I hope not yeah hey III definitely
not staying for dinner I’ll take him there but I ain’t staying
for dinner I’m just taking these people to a nice sleepover why are you running
on the road you stupid animal get off the road if I run you down it’s gonna be
your own fault yeah get out of here run the other friggin directions stupid am I
even going the right way yes apparently there’s no GPS under
under the tunnels in the tunnels under the tunnels yeah that makes sense Oh
Oh I feel kind of bad Oh No
Oh was this some over here I saw tea yeah okay uh can I call a cab up this
far this is why I don’t trust Nate it’s fine don’t worry number three thousand hours of this game
I’ve been everywhere everywhere ah have you been to every square inch where the Frick is my camp gonna appear
by the way oh it’s up there what okay so that is a cab literally teleports go
screaming Easter Egg whoo for me a favor their friend asked me to find location
based on piece of video and found it dead bodies around an island what are
you talking about uh Jack Attack see I don’t really want to Jack Attack see I’m
fine this one that’s why I wanna go what are you doing vamos let’s go whoa oh oh oh good grief
don’t you dare run up bunny over those on the phone to use you can read about
body as being missing Oh what Julie’s going on but yeah I know about it
oh I didn’t even know about such a thing that’s a good thing this don’t you dare
oh he actually won’t hit them very good huh you’re a nice taxi driver oh he’s
waiting for the bunny to clear out of the way
Oh such a good taxi driver you are you know it would help if the friggin
bunnies would just get out of the way though or if you would like turn and go
slightly to the side you find that there and I think one is missing that
somewhere else you do you immense somewhere else in a person being drowned
held down by concrete that’s what we’re fine so it’s a standing corpse
underwater you know looking plants to turn to animal was tedious enough what what do you mean skipper I just wanted
him to get out onto the road all right brother you oh maybe I should have gone around that
way get out of my way yeah yeah well you want fail talk pants or whatever there
they were deleted from MP he’s young enough to be your son ain’t the internet
a beautiful thing honey anyway laughs saved your husband now
give me a drink well it wouldn’t have been interesting
if she slammed him if he slammed her husband instead I swear I will not serve
you mr. Phillips is yes mr. Chang pleasure to meet you
no I am mr. Chang’s humble translator mr. Chang now all those okay I
understand the pay little thing okay I remember what you talked about I thought
you’re talking about like plants like making forms of animals or something his father kill me ah no you don’t but
we heard that Trevor Phillips corporation hello how’s it going we paid
good price things work out we partner big partner big money let me show you
the operation okay sounds good I got that guy instantly just gets in
the back I mean it’s probably safer for the Junkin hi guy to be in the passenger
seat not in the back because he’ll just fucking fly out maybe I shouldn’t have nice to meet you I don’t think I’m gonna do online today
but sorry why what was the point no you’re staying in there
I guess you’re both staying that’s hilarious
just take them both in ha I just let that take care of itself
oh geez I’m on it don’t worry I got it
see I’ll just pull up the truck and it’ll be fine okay fine
they’re inside oh no I can’t shoot that to death well hey look it says why freaking
Trevor what the freaking is good grief shoot the bike blow it up
it’ll take out a large amount of them okay of course another car there’s gonna
send a bunch of them there’s like the online things whatever it is I figure
out what’s called where you get so many people well that was intelligent
you just run into your own buddy of course why do we have to get to the
front of the shop what do you mean downstairs like this behind where oh crap well my bad broken stay our turn go back to the lab and get me a damage
report their time to recommence the tour gentlemen okay great job where’s the
subwoofer swing by and sign the contracts all right just ignore the
bodies hey excuse me I’ll be taking this looks
like I got a friend in the back or a friend of that oh I got friends
everywhere in this car nice well watch all the dead bodies randomly jump out
because that makes perfect sense I think that’s what happens isn’t it
don’t they just go randomly vaulting out the sides huh maybe not maybe they’ll stay there
cool I got some presents to bring back home with Trevor that’s a bad thing yeah okay what’s wrong and bikers after you
killed Johnny K damaged my soul this this this this this this statue here of
impotent rage this fucking meant more to me than Johnny came in to anyone and
they smashed it those pathetic midlife crisis hog Wow
of course they are Ron Michael fucking Townley right bitch wife two kids 45
find him fucking useless huh fine two pair they did find a buckin
robbery all right and if Michael Townley lives there or anyone matching his
description I’m gonna kill you and your fucking cousin am I being clear now yes
Trevor thank you wait wait that’s better now Ron
shall we go you’re not behind did they fucking destroy my statue of impotent
rage the cheek cheek what nation you’re meeting me at the lost MCS airfield darn
it I wanted to bump him knock him to the
floor for a half second they probably won’t good because you’re about to make
a corporate gift of a rifle a high-powered scope and a suppressor can’t afford another Wow Wow hilarious a
GTA offline yeah single-player can I like okay whatever um let’s buy also
mm-hmm because that’s totally a hell that Trevor would have wait actually
okay can I get other stuff I already have all these things wait that wait
excuse me I gotta pay for this and this you’ve got to be kidding me
advanced scope thank you Oh a suppressor okay darn it
how’s it going Pablo suppressor clean us I’m figuring out who Cletus is Ron Ron I got the gun meet me at the
water tower just north of the airfield that’s what’s happening of course you do
all righty what we sat there all friggin night we sat there for 24 hours Wow this
is your moment Ronald whenever you get a doubt in your mind I
want you to remember that I’m watching you to the scope of a high-powered rifle the ATV can only take you so far park it
and don’t let him spy you know wouldn’t believe this Ron one of these assholes
is having a seizure or something too late
oh I’m keeping you covered don’t worry is that so he’s not there
anymore can I actually shoot him there’s one oh come on why why do I gotta wait huh making a phone call whoa BAM my bad god I’m spank you he
totally doesn’t see him got him what building where this building Oh merci I
should be careful about putting that up blowing that up but that’s what he’s
doing anyway he’s been the bomb on the power so good can’t I just shoot that
thing hey I’m got it yay that worked well oh shoot okay well I should be able to
take this huh okay so Trevor doesn’t even care just
wants them all dead huh got him I’m coming I’m coming
oh great this is actually kind of fun to ride on
the on the side of the plane like this well how do I do that huh how do I use
it what there we go
Oh Frick I’m being killed we’re know you’re still up get out of
here oh oh this guy on the plane yeah I see him yep
I know how you can see him from way in front of me like that check out the
landing gear for fun recent events my impending departure
included of course it is under the bridge whew
1 out of 50 I’m probably not gonna get under 50 Oh okay got it how do we make the drop
crispy very good I guess I never understood that I think Ron’s probably flying up too
high honestly well what do I do shut the cargo press a race were onto the airstrip huh I should
just let Ron win just to see what happens you’re playing a controller yes
I’m poor all I how’s it going send the man just flying on PCs are horrible and
I have a couple friends who say otherwise and that fly with the
controller is terrible I disagree control it makes it easier also thanks
for following I appreciate it weak for Ashley I’m PC here’s the number keys
yeah I I could I could never figure that out
no thank you the number keys confused it for Academy over the swamp use a numpad
yeah but still even then it’s very confusing for submarines and everything
as well trying to do that it was horrible of course I do don’t you dare crash now and gentle as cluck oh did it was
beautiful way I have to take the plane into the hangar I don’t think that’s
gonna happen before the thing blows up always fail this part I came in a little
too hot there ah have to redo the entire thing yes I
do of course that’s annoying I’ll just fly directly over forward Tyne
Kudo course I would well start choosing yeah well we’re not gonna show the radar
but over I’m just gonna show above their heads that’s gonna go straight there a bit quiet Ron it’ll be fine think I
skipped some of the conversation because I took a shortcut maybe this time I
cannot screw up the landing that would be great I’ll shut up with you’re focusing on the
land strip landing strip I don’t care I don’t need to focus on it I just need to
make sure I don’t die on it pull pull pull pull and gentle of course
I am ma’am into that no no no no don’t you
dare no no in there you go
stupid plain piece of poo got it second tries to charm shit but there is
no price for emotional attachment I mean you might forego your cut
to alleviate my heartache interesting because poor Ron I played start him over
for like 20 times the entire thing one day I’ll be trying a speedrun oh wow
good luck with that I played it once on the xbox360 got all the way through it
and then I want to play a second time and the game broke at the part where
you’re supposed to assassinate the Azerbaijanis or whatever like that I
don’t know is that something wrong those things sent some along those lines it
broke at that point and stopped working because the disk got a circular disc
scratch I was very upset yeah cool can you okay I don’t meet it many
businesses were created completely manage my marriages increasing income
gain okay cool thank you probably did maybe preserve characters oh very good
that’s not your fault oh no it’s not I don’t think anyway it cuz like I I was
just playing I never hit the UM the the console or anything like that so cuz I
know that sometimes if you like hit it or knock it or something
bump it while it’s running sometimes it’ll do that kind of thing but I didn’t
do anything like that so my dumpsters been impounded screw darn it why
oh the lying low for now okay so I’m forced to play at 12:04 now Oh show
mercy paying faster cuz now ready oh cool thank you
now screw off Ron no music you see my name is services uh let’s sit here what
do I got – I got anything in the bank very good let’s go buy some junk on here
markets ah well look this one’s down set seven point five six percent let’s buy
something so way to like buy all oh no you can just press some holes sweet okay
bye confirm yes I’ll sell when it goes up
higher Oh perfect Jamie Oh God Oh God not perfect
stern me gray okay can I get a taxi please it’s
probably easier to get a freaking taxi to drive me wherever I need to go actually I could probably make it to the
sea on my own but yeah yeah where’s my attacks yet don’t actually call it I think I press B before anything happened
my bad thanks for calling glad so he’s just hanging up on calls hey there you jerk give me a break
I’m giving you a zero star rating screw you there take me now ding-a-ling thank
you very much oh you didn’t hit me this time huh excuse me what’d you say spreadsheet
let’s head outside and talk terms I didn’t gentlemen I think I have proved
that my organization can handle weight Kenya and I think I’ve proved that my
organization is a reliable supplier mm-hmm short it’s you me now give me
some of that goddamn ax I’m afraid we want to go down a different path I’m not
happening Frank boss Trevor’s not happy things bothered was something a little
larger we want to move drugs perhaps guns oh I do that nice work
this is what Trevor does I mean since I was a little kid I dreamt big I’ve
always wanted to be a international drug dealer and weapons trader all right so
I’m begging you let’s make this happen I’m very sorry
you’re sorry you’re fucking sorry Tara says my
fucking guts out to you and you say to me you’re sorry
who are you working with hmm I’m not at liberty to say purse not in fact I’d say
you are obliged brothers huh yeah you shitting me
no cuz those fucking o’neill brothers I hear a little birdie telling me that
they have a bit of a problem since one of them is gonna have to be surgically
removed oh no wow oh god horrible wait Hey look my taxi
it’s my car apparently now the game just decided that this is my vehicle that’s
hilarious oh so Trevor’s very pissed I don’t know
the way I don’t even care yeah I have fun have fun on the hospital
good thing you’re wearing a helmet usually be fine I wonder if I could have ran over mr.
Chang that would’ve been funny shut up Trevor
Mayo it’s my of course you’ve just got a list out the entire man Jeffers
extremely fucking violent complete psycho now God what am I just gonna snipe them all oh yeah it looks like they’re ready for it what what does the H mean I’ve never
understood that or the H stand for since I I just spoke to that maniac Trevor
he’s coming get down to the meth lab to protect it I hope he don’t get through
these idiots but we know they’re idiots come on let’s go see them Chinese villa
oh no this ain’t good is it BAM I’m coming for you don’t let him in the
house I’ll be there I’ll be in the house very soon is that it that’s all of them sweet I like how they don’t nail guys
like I hope he doesn’t make it through these guys get out this this is now my weapon of choice I don’t think I am oh yes is what was your
first clue that I was inside Oh Frick well he wasn’t on the map how was I
supposed to know what guards are looking for you
of course I are hidden Birla boys no where’s the stairs does it show the
stairs on that I think that’s the way strip right here I don’t think that’s
correct so I need to go down oh wait right here this door yes
no nevermind there’s another white strip over here on the outside can I get out
nope can’t go other windows get out of my way oh now well effect you get downstairs what or is that the lab right here am I
just supposed to burn this up I don’t know if give me a sec I have to go the
bathroom Oh you you you you you I am back so maybe maybe I’m getting
this confused but it’s telling me to go downstairs but I don’t know I don’t know
what to do Oh Frick yeah that was smart what oh my god and I supposed to go
upstairs maybe no clearly not maybe I have to go up to go down I don’t understand where it wants me to
frickin go oh my god get the hell back in Trevor you idiot so knowing that
doesn’t tell you anything either screw it I’m looking it up I don’t care
it’s freaking annoying where is the damn basement you you one of the furnace once the defender is
cleared outside door debasement is in the far side of the lower floor of the
house Oh way over here okay no wait let me uh
nevermind I guess I can’t put a waypoint there but whatever so I was just going
through the wrong friggin door there we go
I am too late I don’t think you’re the one that goes to decide that are you oh no well I mean I know nowhere to go at
least so BAM easy yes I did didn’t I markers on
the radar indicate where to pour it mister I hope I don’t have to pour on
that yellow line there also that one little yellow dot that’ll be really
friggin annoying I think you got rid of them all Trevor those fumes yeah you’ve only yourself to
play let’s make a giant puddle right here of course you actually have to hit every
little freaking yellow to screw off game there you go happy now stupid piece of
junk whoa that’s far some more over here for
fun watch it screw something up there you go
enjoy great cool guys don’t look at explosions okay
I’m just gonna delete that other tab I opened to figure that out
go away thank you and get away from the firehouse you mean I can’t stay here
cook roast some marshmallows on it I’d like to roast marshmallows that would be
nice did I just go through that fence yeah I think I just go through the fence
that’s hilarious all right oh yeah whoops yeah give
yourself a friggin break Trevor LSC turbocharger and chassis now in or pimp
it with wheels armor or other new upgrades no thanks I’d rather not haha this my home yeah this is my home
alright hello stuck have you got it I’ve been trying Trevor I’ve been trying
come on over here alright I ain’t gonna hit you no sorry we’re gonna hit him I
thought you said you were hey how’s it going welcome to the stream right now is
there anything else I look through the phone directory I keep buying a Michael
K Fanta interstage married with cute kids
what’s his wife’s name Amanda Amanda yeah you’re a genius you moron come on
come here don’t you ever tell me things I want to know okay stay here find out
some business so that we can make some money and tidy my shit up let’s go wait
come on I’m driving can jerk me off if I get bored
uh-uh I’m joking suck me off great yeah definitely yes get on that’s the stop now
his poor cousin I mean get kind of way
just cuz it’s raining come on all right no of course not a cake yeah I like a cake I’d like to
have a cake I went the wrong way let me fix that real quick good thing
there’s no other vehicles on the side of the road out of the way moron yeah I bet you do yeah I remember this
part sneak in and throw sticky bombs
everywhere now I think you’ll find you yeah poor way it’s like oh shoot I
didn’t know oh here’s one Boop well that didn’t that to get close
enough there you go nope good thing it’s stormy out so they can’t
hear me get it haha right ain’t no one gonna see me hey
thanks for following their cute little Nova howl how’s it going
no a little bit over fireworks at a party these aren’t the kind of fireworks you
want to see oh why are they kicking there was a poor guy to dance aha poor
poor guy it’s not gonna get it got it oh oh you can’t see me okay there
you go prick oh my god great that’s not good oh
crap drive can I not okay well I’m gonna die
then yeah you’re not ready for me I clearly got away from you
yeah bunch of losers don’t worry it was fine the banging and
screaming it’s totally fine yeah but we don’t got to think about him anymore all
I did was blow up their houses isn’t it now oh my god
disgusting you this poor guy
it’s always no never heard of it great good job our mineral hey how about this I’ll tell
you a story if you promise never to speak again and there’s now oh that’s
right Trevor’s Canadian I forgot that Frick well I go down here now yep oh I
go the wrong way come on yes did it completely did it and I was telling me to go up but I’m
just gonna keep going this way and hope that I find a way to get back up there
this way cuz I’ve going all of my fingering way around
woah look I found a way up isn’t it wonderful
oh come on Trevor turn oh my god why won’t the vehicle freakin turn well so
what happened to Trevor story he can’t just shut it up we got to Los Santos and
that was it he didn’t continue as frickin sorry yeah
well if tree branches weren’t made of friggin titanium J’s so Michael this is where dead men come
back to life apparently it’s been nearly ten years we’ll keep for another day or
so fucking dead you were my best friend well guess who’s coming to shit on your
doorstep you great city of shitheads definitely what else is at the city of apparently nowhere just like my car or
truck I mean come on he’s just gonna repeat himself over and over you signed up for the airport yeah you
didn’t tell me that before deep don’t despair just then just as he hit rock
bottom he met silver control under a bridge Michael Crowley kept it’s like
one huh he’s going to town and Rob the shops
and ends and such and he persuaded our hero that maybe he should rob people too not really oh great well god yeah of course I’m
going this way cool fam made it pick up here Trevor this poor Floyd guy was never proved great Wow Wow sugars a
real dick laughs Lloyd’s bar McNally use the safehouse perfect wonderful great
I’m I’m glad glad I just commandeer this guy’s house ah they’re now available to
switch between okay cool well I’m gonna end this one here for now bah yes and
play some more tomorrow so thank you everybody so much for watching I hope
you enjoyed sure it was a real piece of work isn’t me okay so I’ll see you
tomorrow have a good one bye bye god bless keep
calm and keep dragging on and I’ll see you soon
stay out of trouble you

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